Hooters Waitresses Are Dumb

That probably seems like a sweepingly wide generalization or perhaps, at best, a stereotype. I suppose it is. I can speak of my local establishment however and tell you with certainty: they are dumb.

Consider the following exchange last night, while my friend Jon and I waited for our beers:

“I’m Jon, this is Amy…”

“Jon, Amy” (pointing to me first, and I’m not kidding)

“No, Jon (pointing to self) and Amy (pointing to me).”

“*giggling*, Ah Jon and Amy”

“Yes, Jon and Amy. Amy and Jon.”

“Wait, now you’re confusing me.”


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