Dear America,

I don’t even know what to say, you finally followed through! I know we haven’t been getting along as of late, and I hate it when we’re fighting. I think we should make a pact to never go to bed mad, okay?

I’m sorry I said all those nasty things about you, and please forgive me for that stuff I wrote about you in the bathroom stall at the bar. I hope you didn’t get too many crank calls.

You stepped up, America, and I couldn’t be more proud. Relieved. Happy. I love that we’re together again.

Now let’s go make out.

P.S. California, you know I’ll always, always love you but I’m not speaking to you right now. You’re making me cry.

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Amyella (pronounced Amy-ella) is a pseudonym for Amy Levitt, a fitness and health food fanatic and a beach girl at heart. She has been sharing her sometimes nonsensical thoughts and self-amusing stories online since 2002 and currently spends a good deal of her time wrangling her 90 pound Rottweiler and 60 pound Boxer. Which is quite a show.
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