A “conversation” I had out loud this morning when I got back from the gym:
“Oh heh-yo Booper! You yog! No ees not time for toy yet. Mama eats. You want yolks? You yub yolks!”
A “conversation” I had out loud with my computer screen while viewing the NOVA Rottweiler Rescue page:
“Oh heh-yo yoggies! I yub you! I yub you all! I take you home now?
A “conversation” I just had out loud walking on my way to the post office:
“Oh! Heh-yo squirrel! Hi dere! You are a byack squirrel! Dat is so sih-yee!”
God help me if I don’t start dating soon.