A veritable cornucopia of random thoughts that have fled through my gray matter recently:
- I am getting stupider working here. Or is it more stupid? Stupider. Oh christ.
- Fuck it’s cold.
- That turd has a paw print in it. Great. Perhaps I should change the sheets I’m sleeping on.
- Why do I wait until I’m on the verge of pissing myself before getting up to go to the bathroom?
- I wonder if that pimple on my chin is related to the turd with the paw print.
- Get out of my head.
- I need to watch that True Blood series On Demand.
- There is no reason for me to have this much dirty laundry piled up.
- There is no reason for me to have this basket of clean laundry still not put away.
- I look adorable in this t-shirt.
- Kima, doesn’t Mama look adorable in this t-shirt?
- This is the third night in a row that I’ve gone to bed by 9. I am lame.