I am not a back up plan, bitch.
Archive for December, 2008
I have literally waited all year long to post this again. It makes me so happy my stomach jumps. I’m lame.
Vodpod videos no longer available.
So much that I love about WordPress but SERIOUSLY DUDE WTF. My widgets WILL NOT accept html in any way, shape, or form. I have tried inserting music players, lyrics, polls, and twitter and MOTHER FUCKER CUNT BITCH WHORE every time EVERY TIME it converts it to a link instead of just DISPLAYING THE MOTHER FUCKING code as I entered it.
Fuck you, WordPress. Fuck you hard.
…so she put on a visor last night. Silly dog!! It looks better on you.
How does one (1) dog lose two (2) XL Kong toys in a townhouse? The black toy has been missing for months now and I KNOW she had the red toy last night because she kept dropping that dirty, drooling thing in my lap. This morning when I told her to go get it she ran around the living room, went upstairs, circled the kitchen and came back empty handed- er- mouthed. Annoyed, I went looking for it telling her all the while that “Mommy doesn’t have time for this. Where did you put it? How did you lose your toy?” and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t half expect her to actually answer me.
It never turned up and now I’m going to go down to the overpriced pet store downstairs and get her a new Kong. Because she is spoiled and I am a sucker.