HP: So in the middle of my workout I’m at the water fountain re-filling my bottle and I get a tap on my shoulder. I turn around and it’s the ex.
Me: Oh, I didn’t realize that she lives so close to us. Or goes to the same gym.
HP: Yeah, kinda close, not too close. But, yeah, she works out there.
Me: Great, now I have to start wearing make-up to the gym. Pain in the ass.